How does one go about working out the age of this beast!
Farty-B on
Man, the things this guy hasn’t seen
LordLunacy on
Pee shark
Pinwheel19 on
Zombie shark
N7Rory on
To see or not to see
savasorama on
Grandpaaa shark do do do do do do
CommercialComputer15 on
Looks like it
karigan_g on
an old boi
AdventurousTip2880 on
Looks fresh as a daisy!
Must be the cold water, I heard it’s good for the skin.
NoScallion1291 on
I’d be bullshit if I had to live that long
Dazzling_Bit_7538 on

-shark, probably
Allphobias on
Bruh looks like it’s alive and fossilised at the same time.
PibeauTheConqueror on
Sharkspeare
letsgetthisbread2812 on
Great, now leave it the fuck alone
Spartan2470 on
> **Life history**
> The Greenland shark has the longest known lifespan of all vertebrate species. **It is estimated that the species has a lifespan of at least 272 years, with the oldest individual estimated to be 392 ± 120 years of age. Estimates of age were made using radiocarbon dating of crystals within the lenses of their eyes.** Greenland sharks are estimated to reach sexual maturity around 150 years of age when females measure around 4.19 ± 0.04 m and males measure around 2.84 ± 0.06 m. One Greenland shark was tagged off the coast of Greenland in 1936 and recaptured in 1952. Its measurements suggest that Greenland sharks grow at a rate of 0.5–1 cm (1⁄4–1⁄2 in) per year. Efforts to conserve Greenland sharks are particularly important due to their extreme longevity, long maturation periods, and the heightened population sensitivity of large sharks. There are also efforts to understand exceptional Greenland shark longevity on the molecular level. Several published works suggest that expansion of transposable elements may play a crucial role. The longer duration and complexity of the female maturation reflect sex differences in reproductive biology. Females undergo seven distinct maturation stages: immature, developing, ripening, early gravid, midterm gravid, late gravid, and postnatal. Males undergo three stages: immature, maturing, and mature. These additional stages in females are necessary for their larger size, preparation for pregnancy, and the eventual birth of a large number of pups.
**Reproduction**
> Greenland sharks are born alive (a process known as ovoviviparity) after an estimated gestation period of 8–18 years. This extremely long gestation rate is crucial to understanding effective conservation strategies around the Greenland shark. Given the ongoing fishing pressures on Greenland sharks, their prolonged long gestation period and slow reproductive rate may severely limit their ability to recover from overfishing.
> Estimates of litter size have varied across studies. Some suggest that this species produces up to 10 pups per litter, each initially measuring some 38–42 cm (15–17 in) in length. Based on these estimates, Greenland sharks may have between 200 and 700 pups during their lifetimes. Within a Greenland shark’s uterus, villi serve a key function in supplying oxygen to embryos. Oxygen supply is proposed to be a major limiting factor in the size of litters
Also helps that they taste very bad, and even toxic as well. That didn’t stop the iceland people to find a way to eat them though (by curing the meat for a long time).
Ziggy-T on
That’s fucking cool. Brother been cruising the currents for so long, he remembers when all this was green fields, before *big ocean* came along
Ribbitor123 on
‘Older Than Shakespeare’s Era’ 😂
That would be William Shakespeare (1564 – 1616)?
Walterargie on
he said, kill me please!
Retrospektic on
Life insurance companies pay him.
enigmaticpeon on
Had to google this one. Longest living vertebrates with lifespans between 250-400 or even 500 years (carbon dating eye proteins).
Most remarkably, they don’t reach sexual maturity for ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS! Puberty must be awful for them.
lesimgurian on
Relaxed living down there w/ no Mrs. Greenland Shark.
SoManyShades on
Still doesn’t predate Shakespeare. Or pre-date Shakespeare.
WonderfulTradition65 on
Average japanese granny
Governmentwatchlist on
Older than Shakespeare is an old thing to put in the title. As if the 1600’s are some abstract idea that doesn’t seem old enough.
10EBBE01 on
Too bad they didn’t think to strap a camera back then. Think of all the things we could have seen.
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Completely blind… Just like me. F*ck, I’m old!
How does one go about working out the age of this beast!
Man, the things this guy hasn’t seen
Pee shark
Zombie shark
To see or not to see
Grandpaaa shark do do do do do do
Looks like it
an old boi
Looks fresh as a daisy!
Must be the cold water, I heard it’s good for the skin.
I’d be bullshit if I had to live that long

-shark, probably
Bruh looks like it’s alive and fossilised at the same time.
Sharkspeare
Great, now leave it the fuck alone
> **Life history**
> The Greenland shark has the longest known lifespan of all vertebrate species. **It is estimated that the species has a lifespan of at least 272 years, with the oldest individual estimated to be 392 ± 120 years of age. Estimates of age were made using radiocarbon dating of crystals within the lenses of their eyes.** Greenland sharks are estimated to reach sexual maturity around 150 years of age when females measure around 4.19 ± 0.04 m and males measure around 2.84 ± 0.06 m. One Greenland shark was tagged off the coast of Greenland in 1936 and recaptured in 1952. Its measurements suggest that Greenland sharks grow at a rate of 0.5–1 cm (1⁄4–1⁄2 in) per year. Efforts to conserve Greenland sharks are particularly important due to their extreme longevity, long maturation periods, and the heightened population sensitivity of large sharks. There are also efforts to understand exceptional Greenland shark longevity on the molecular level. Several published works suggest that expansion of transposable elements may play a crucial role. The longer duration and complexity of the female maturation reflect sex differences in reproductive biology. Females undergo seven distinct maturation stages: immature, developing, ripening, early gravid, midterm gravid, late gravid, and postnatal. Males undergo three stages: immature, maturing, and mature. These additional stages in females are necessary for their larger size, preparation for pregnancy, and the eventual birth of a large number of pups.
**Reproduction**
> Greenland sharks are born alive (a process known as ovoviviparity) after an estimated gestation period of 8–18 years. This extremely long gestation rate is crucial to understanding effective conservation strategies around the Greenland shark. Given the ongoing fishing pressures on Greenland sharks, their prolonged long gestation period and slow reproductive rate may severely limit their ability to recover from overfishing.
> Estimates of litter size have varied across studies. Some suggest that this species produces up to 10 pups per litter, each initially measuring some 38–42 cm (15–17 in) in length. Based on these estimates, Greenland sharks may have between 200 and 700 pups during their lifetimes. Within a Greenland shark’s uterus, villi serve a key function in supplying oxygen to embryos. Oxygen supply is proposed to be a major limiting factor in the size of litters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
Also helps that they taste very bad, and even toxic as well. That didn’t stop the iceland people to find a way to eat them though (by curing the meat for a long time).
That’s fucking cool. Brother been cruising the currents for so long, he remembers when all this was green fields, before *big ocean* came along
‘Older Than Shakespeare’s Era’ 😂
That would be William Shakespeare (1564 – 1616)?
he said, kill me please!
Life insurance companies pay him.
Had to google this one. Longest living vertebrates with lifespans between 250-400 or even 500 years (carbon dating eye proteins).
Most remarkably, they don’t reach sexual maturity for ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS! Puberty must be awful for them.
Relaxed living down there w/ no Mrs. Greenland Shark.
Still doesn’t predate Shakespeare. Or pre-date Shakespeare.
Average japanese granny
Older than Shakespeare is an old thing to put in the title. As if the 1600’s are some abstract idea that doesn’t seem old enough.
Too bad they didn’t think to strap a camera back then. Think of all the things we could have seen.